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Steampunk is a science fiction genre and an aesthetic subculture typified by neo-Victorian design elements including brass, leather, polished wood, clockwork gears and goggles. Popular movies depicting steampunk style include 1999′s Wild Wild West, and Lemony Snicket’s a Series of Unfortunate Events.

Does steampunk technology have a place in the rewilder’s vision of the future? Well, sure, some elements might, but I don’t see the return of the sternwheeler or steam locomotive as a step in the right direction. While that melancholy train whistle may sound romantic, these modes of conveyance used shitloads of wood (presumably the most readily available post-apocalyptic source of fuel, although coal and fuel oil were also used) causing massive river bank deforestation and erosion. For example, Flyer, a steamboat built in Portland, Oregon burned 24 cords of wood a day. Most steamboats on the Columbia burned an average or 4 cords of wood an hour, traveling at perhaps 4 miles per hour. For reference a cord of wood is 4 x 4 x 8 feet and the typical amount of wood used to heat a family home is about  3-5 cords per year. The fact is that while they were used for pleasure and travel, as well as commerce, steamboats, and other steam-powered engines would be largely unnecessary in a non-industrialized society.

I did find a fine description of a turkey trap while reading Cutting Wood for the Mississippi Steamboats:

They found a supply of ear corn and they would shell off a few handsful of corn.  They would dig a trench that got a little bit deeper and deeper along.  And then over the end of that trench they would build a house of saplings, just little sticks cut and laid across each other to make a house big enough to hold a turkey or two at the end of this trench that they’d dug.  And as the trench deepened, the turkeys — they would string the corn, one kernel at a time following the other and the turkey would begin eating and would eat his way down to the end.  And when he reached the end where there was no more corn, he’d raise his head up in the air and try to get out.  He didn’t know enough to duck his head down and go out the same way he came in.  And he was trapped inside of the little homemade trap that had been made which was nothing more or less than saplings criss-crossed and made into a little house.

I’m not the first to question the eco-viability of the steampunk movement. Jacob Corvidae waxes philisophical on the romanticization of the steam era while pointing out that perhaps,  “it’s an attempt to reunite our modern technological lives with a crafts-based, hands-on engagement with the materials of our lives”.  Perhaps so, and I have no problem with designs based on the recycling of steel and other non-stone age remnants of civilization, such as the steampunk treehouse below, but have yet to see many practical steam punk inspired items that could be manufactured and used if the entire gas-electric grid were to collapse tomorrow…as it should :)

Designed by Sean Orlando and company, photo by Zachary Wasserman

haha, "donkey puncher"

Traditional NW native canoe building: How's this for steampunk?

Daucus Carota

The other day Rebecca Lerner and I were prepping for one of our Urban Foraging 101  walks when I spied a regular carrot in somebody’s sidewalk garden.  Domestic carrots will rapidly interbreed with wild carrots. Saving carrot seed involves vigilantly eliminating nearby wild carrots (aka queen anne’s lace).  I said, “Maybe we can point this out for comparison to wild carrot.  You know, if you leave the domestic carrots alone they just revert to their wild state, like, really quickly…hey maybe that is a metaphor! Becky helped me figure out exactly what the metaphor might be which is this: The instinct for rewilding is within each and every one of us. Think about it: Why do we like grilled meats so much? Why do children build forts of sticks and dirt? Why do millions of Americans go camping on vacations? Why do most of our hobbies involve pursuits like hunting, fishing, gardening, and making crafts? If left alone, unconstrained by laws that prohibit wild living, schools that break our spirits, and brainwashing by the media that tells us we need to purchase more consumer products, how quickly might we too begin to revert to a more wild state?! If you have any more ideas about the “rewilding instinct” please share them here.

Recently the rewilding duo of Emily Porter (the plant tracker formerly known as Penny Scout) and Urban Scout, author of Rewild or Die, were spotted  making amends over a bottle of Jim Beam and chatting late into the night at the Echoes in Time primitive skills gathering near Salem, OR. On Tuesday they were spied again by passing motorists gathering salal berries near the bus stop on the Lewis and Clark campus. Are they back to the ol’ peck and grind? While rumors fly like atlatl darts, the pair insists they are just trying to be friends.  From what it appears they are, at the very least, keeping their options open. Both are still listed as single on Facebook, and Urban Scout recently admitted to having a crush on blogger Leslie Richard of The Oko Box, while different men have been spotted coming out of Emily’s tipi at Wintercount, Buckeye, and Echoes…sometimes more than one per gathering! When asked to comment at a recent END:CIV fundraiser Porter denied any boyfriends but laughed and quipped, “If I had my way, it’d be more than one leaving at a time!” Will the peace treaty last between these two warring parties? We wouldn’t bet our buckskins on it.

Although I cannot  make it this time, I am now part organizer for monthly primitive skillshares at Tryon Farm. We are looking for teachers and students! All DIY skills welcome. If you would like to teach at this or a future gathering please send my dear friend Aspen a message: aspeneggiman (at) gmail (dot) com.

Time: August 7 at 10:00am – August 8 at 5:00pm

Location: Tryon Life Community Farm
9712 SW barbur blvd.
Portland, OR

Opportunities Include:
felting, fire by friction, tanning hides, herbal medicine, wild food, cordage, drop spindles, flint knapping, beekeeping, cheese making, book binding, trade blanket, kid’s activities, & back by popular demand…the kissing workshop!

this is a cocreated event – please bring your land-based skills to share! it is also an experiment in gift economy, though some kind of contribution is requested to support our hosts. it might be a monetary donation, volunteering to drive a shuttle shift, or really busting it to help us clean up.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

the skillshare goes from 10am – 10pm on saturday. there will be an evening fire and trade blanket. on sunday, it goes from 10am to 5pm.

bring food for the community kitchen! it would be especially helpful if you could dumpster some produce on your way over. skillshare participants will have access to a full kitchen but it’ll take the self-organization of the group to make meals happen.

you can ride your bike to the farm (11640 sw boones ferry rd.) but we don’t have any space for cars! park or ride the 12 bus to 9712 SW Barbur BLVD (TC Park & Ride). shuttles will bring you to the farm at 9, 10, 12, 4 & 5 on both saturday and sunday.

camping is available on saturday night but you MUST reserve a space. that’s a sliding scale of $5 – $25.

for more information or to volunteer to help (o you sweet, sweet friend), call aspen at 208 221 9536, aspeneggiman (at) gmail (dot) com, or tinder at 518 567 9044. check out the farm’s website if you’re curious: www.tryonfarm.org!

Score big at the trade blanket!

sunberry smoothie?

Yesterday I discovered an abundance of orange, low-growing Rubus berries in the groundcover at Lewis and Clark College. I have been calling these delectables “cloudberries” although upon further research (so many passerby were asking questions, I knew I had to come home and get my facts straight!) I found that cloudberry more generally refers to Rubus chamaemorus, a native of the arctic, whereas this plant, also known by landscapers as emerald carpet, is Rubus calycinodes, native to Taiwan. These delicious raspberry-like berries were perfect for adding to a peach smoothie. So what is the common name of the orange berry of the emerald carpet? The internet suggests creeping raspberry, oriental raspberry, ornamental raspberry, all of which seem rather bland to me. I vote we come up with a more distinctive name for this “double-rainbow” awesome berry: orange raspberry? carpetberry? sunberry? What do YOU think?

lush Rubus calycinoides on Lewis and Clark campus

Plant walk this Sunday, 4-6 p.m., meet us on the corner of Alberta & 23rd in Portland, $13. Learn about edible and medicinal plants in the city, and sample an herbal smoking blend. Hope to see you there!

Hey ya’ll this Sunday my bestest foraging friend Becky Lerner and I will be holding a plant walk in the Alberta Street neighborhood from 3:30-5:30. The walk will focus on common weeds and ornamentals for food and medicine. We plan to have a little fun with a wild smoking mixture for you to try and I will also discuss plant spirit medicine.The cost is $16 and you can sign up in the TrackersNW website.

This is the first year of the Buckeye Gathering in northern California and it promises to be awesome. Registration is $280 until April 15th and $320 thereafter. I will be teaching some fun plant classes.  For more information go to www.buckeyegathering.net. See you there!

owl

A friend tipped me off to this rather esoteric new story regarding an alleged gathering of owls near the Cahokia Mounds in the Midwest, which clearly signals the beginning of the end. Although Cahokia employees deny the incident and the entire story reads like the maniacal ramblings of a conspiracy theorist, and never specifies exactly who, other than the author, prophecies that owl parliaments herald destruction, there is at least one picture taken in that general area of the country of an astounding number of owls. There was a better picture on the photographer’s blog, but it seems the entire piece on short-eared owls has been removed from his site, mostly likely because of the crazy fodder it was providing. I found this piece particularly interesting in that I have had two very “numinous” (magical) dreams of owls in the past month and have been seeing owls on clothing and artwork everywhere I turn. Apparently owls (and delightful owl puns) are in this year, so my seeing them everywhere doesn’t mean anything special…or does it? Raise eyebrow, cue Twilight Zone theme:

Original Story:
Parliament of Owls Gives ‘Final Warning’ To America

Photograph of Gathering:
Short Ears Aplenty Out There

Fashion Stories:
What A Hoot!

The Owl Trend: Hoo Knew

Nettle Video

Morning dork.

The barrel cactus makes excellent tattoo needles.

Some of the crafts people make at Wintercount.

The knapping pit in the early morning sun.

It wouldn't be the Arizona desert without Saguaro.

Friends know I have a thing for skulls. Skull Valley, AZ.

Colorado River below the Hoover Dam.

Driving across the Hoover Dam. Guess I'm not a threat.

Fake lion at the MGM Grand, Las Vegas, NV.

Real lions licking meat off the glass at the MGM Grand!

Nettle Update!

nettles

Nettles in Portland are currently yea big. Actually this picture was taken on Monday in the Columbia River Gorge which runs a little cool so townie nettles may be larger. Don’t miss out this season! Get ‘em while they’re young!

cormorants willamette river

Cormorants on the Willamette River

I like animals. I just don’t like them as much as plants. This is probably because when I get into the forest, I feel free and like a domestic dog I like to frolick and run and I get excited and talk loudly (what, your dog doesn’t talk loudly in the forest?). Sitting around waiting for a squirrel to run up my shoulder is the last thing I want to do. Maybe if I was there all the time there I would settle down, but I am not. So, I know my basic tracks and signs, I know when I smell porcupine shit before I see it. Heck I even know what a porcupine sounds like when nervous, do you?  But I don’t really care about sneakin’ up on animals.

That said animals are pretty awesome, and it is a good thing to learn about them. The apartment complex that I live in has a dock on the Willamette River, and on top of each pole sits a cormorant. I decided it was time to learn more about these intriguing birds. I had to use Wikipedia since I lent my ex-boyfriend (not Urban Scout) my field guides and he decided to keep them quoting Trailer Park Boys  ” think of it as a fine for being an asshole”.

  • The word cormorant comes from the latin corvus marinus meaning sea raven
  • There are lots of cormorants worldwide. Double-crested cormorants are wide spread in North America, and one of the few inland species. They live near lakes, rivers, and oceans.
  • Double crested cormorants eat fish and sometimes snakes and amphibians. They  hunt by swimming and diving up to 25 feet under water. Often they are seen swimming with just their head and neck above water. Afterward they are most commonly seen drying their wings, which are not wholly waterproof, a most distinctive characteristic.
  • Another distinctive characteristic from which the double crested cormorant takes its name are the feathery tufts or “crests” on either side of the head, above the eye, which can be black or white and are only seen during breeding season
  • They also have a patch of orange skin around the face.
  • Sort of like owls cormorants throw up pellets containing bones of their prey
  • Large pebbles are sometimes found in cormorant’s nests being treated as eggs
  • Cormorant populations were greatly affected by DDT but have since rebounded. Because of this sport fisherman blame cormorants for declines in fish population and sometimes kill them illegally.
  • I once met a very friendly cormorant named Ester at the National Aviary in Pittsburgh, PA!

Double Crested Cormorant

Oh Cripes! I stepped on my spectacles again!

Natural Fashion

I was at Powell’s the other day and I saw a really cool coffee table book, Natural Fashion: Tribal Decoration from Africa. I don’t buy picture books because they are kind of useless, but if you get a chance you should check this one out.

Review from Publishers Weekly:

In this stunning collection of photographs, Silvester (Ethiopia: Peoples of the Omo Valley) celebrates the unique art of the Surma and Mursi tribes of the Omo Valley, on the borders of Ethiopia, Kenya and Sudan. These nomadic people have no architecture or crafts with which to express their innate artistic sense. Instead, they use their bodies as canvases, painting their skin with pigments made from powdered volcanic rock and adorning themselves with materials obtained from the world around them—such as flowers, leaves, grasses, shells and animal horns. The adolescents of the tribes are especially adept at this art, and Silvester’s superb photographs show many youths who, imbued with an exquisite sense of color and form, have painted their beautiful bodies with colorful dots, stripes and circles, and encased themselves in elaborate arrangements of vegetation and found objects. This art is endlessly inventive, magical and, above all, fun. In his brief text, Sylvester worries that as civilization encroaches on this largely unexplored region, these people will lose their delightful tradition.

You may be aware that some bloggers make a lot of money with advertising. Not only do they have ads crowding the sidebars, but the most effective and most annoying method of getting clicks, which is often what gets you paid, is to trick the reader into believing the ads are part of the blog by shamelessly placing them the middle of paragraphs of actual information.  I love money

as much as the next guy but have yet to advertise on my blog for several reasons 1)anticivilizationist blogs and their audiences don’t really lend themselves to commerce 2)moral and ethical concerns and 3) the biggest reason, IT’S DAMN UGLY!

Okay, this is actually pretty cool.

I recently wrote an article on Making an Herbal Glycerite for squidoo, one of many sites where you can earn money for content, just to feel it out…and it made me feel like a squirrel on crack.

Buy Online Now!

Head Squid

My article is realtively plain and straightforward compared to, say, this one which is touted by squidoo creators as an excellent example:
http://www.squidoo.com/sundial

I shouldn’t be so hard on squidoo, since unlike other sites, authors can and do donate royalties directly to charity, but visually it just  makes me feel like I live in Idiocracy.

Rent on Netflix!

Watch Now on Netflix!

p.s. as an alternative please consider a donation to support my writing! Thnx!

Punxsutawney Phil

I grew up in Pennsylvania less than two hours from the hometown of world-famous divinatory groundhog Punxsutawney Phil. Yet I did not know until today the true origins of Groundhog’s Day. Each year Groundhog’s Day falls near the pagan holiday of Imbolc. This is traditionally a time of weather divination with the precursors to groundhogs (an American mammal) being serpents, badgers, and possibly sacred bears.

Imbolc is what is known as a cross-quarter holiday on the Celtic calendar falling approximately halfway between the Winter Solstice and Spring Equinox. Most of us feel that by the first official day of winter, winter has already begun, and wouldn’t it make since that the longest day of the year fall in the middle of summer, not the beginning? Cross-quarter holidays (actual celebration dates differ by tradition) offer a more intuitive alternative to our contemporary seasons:

  • Imbolc (February 1st) Groundhog’s Day
  • Spring Equinox (March 20th or 21th) Easter
  • Beltane (May 1st) May Day
  • Summer Solstice, (June 20th or 21st)
  • Lughnasadh (August 1st)
  • Fall Equinox (September 22nd or 23rd)
  • Samhain (November 1st) Halloween
  • Winter Solstice (December 21st or 22nd) Christmas

According to a newsletter I received from Red Moon Herbs,”The word Imbolc comes from the Celtic peoples and derives from a word meaning “in the belly” which refers to the pregnancy of ewes of ewe’s milk. Sheep are bred once the weather turns cold for lambing sometime around Imbolc…With Imbolc we have awareness of the return of spring, which to our ancestors meant relief from cold and the dwindling resources of food and fuel. With the end of winter in sight, this is a time to celebrate using candles and ritual fires to symbolize the return of the sun, warmth, and light.”

Lest you think such things are no longer relevant, with perfect timing this baby goat was just born at the TrackersNW homestead:

baby goat


A video we made spontaneously one weekend starring myself and Henry Stanley:

Primitivist Stand-Up!

I performed this at a TrackersNW party:

Donations

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XOXO -Emily

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