Tracker of Plants

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1. on October 8, 2007 at 5:39 pm tribe of heckle

   HAHA.
   Holy shit. “Premier PA primitivist” is the best gag to date. Too bad he was writing SOULFORGE (“a seven chapter sage” that “chronicles the travels of Rakeesh the Liontaur’s Paladin Sword”) when PA anarchists were doing real things and facing repression. What a fucking joke.
   Where’s the pics from this piece of crap anyways?
   Or are there none cause, like any other bullshit the Tribe of Hostess does, it doesn’t translate into SHIT in the REAL WORLD (i.e., not the “FIFTH WORLD”).
   Honestly, I’m almost surprised it didn’t. Schenley Park is barely a Suzy Q wrapper twirl from downtown Oakland in Pittsburgh. It’s a strip of woods where NO ONE would be camping or doing some serious anything, unless you count sitting on a computer blogging. And we all know G-desky wouldn’t leave his house unless he could get back to his Nintendo Power Glove and Xena reruns in time to call in pizza orders from at least 3 different places and eat the birthday cakes he buys for himself everyday.

   And this rewild camp is just Quinn-KVLT speak for trying to take on what anti-civilization anarchists have been doing for years. Although they’d rather claim that hackers came up with whatever the fuck they think “open format” bullshit is instead of realize that anarchists and even hippies have been doing this shit for years.
   Get your heads out of your asses and quit boasting about what crappy fashion mag thinks you all are hip for the week and keep track of your name counts “in the press”.

   Do the honorable thing and end your miserable lives. You’re not helping AT ALL.
   Scout: anyone who cares about the mock-adventures of your day to day life deserves to never wake up from the american apparel coke party with you.
   Penny: the chronicled failures of your life don’t even deserve ‘feral’
   G-desky: next time you need a snack, eat yourself. If you take pics, I’ll seriously look at your ‘blog’.
   Prissy: if you can’t take the dirt, get out of the forest

   And, one last thing, if G-desky needs help rolling his computer chair off the Liberty Bridge, I’d be glad to help him…