
Approximately 12 weeks after her unforeseen and admittedly devastating Christmastime breakup with celebrity green anarchist Urban Scout, Penny Scout has been spotted canoodling with former club security agent Eli Baseler, but “They didn’t meet while she was out partying,” states one source. “She doesn’t do the whole Paris-Lilo thing. It’s just not her scene. They were introduced by a mutual friend.” The pair was first seen in public several weeks ago holding hands and looking starry-eyed over the orange blossom dessert at Belmont St. eatery, Hoda’s Middle Eastern Cuisine.
Then, Penny took a two-week trip back east to visit friends and family in Pittsburgh where her younger sister Jennifer, 22, is a first-grade student teacher, and to her rural hometown of Russell, PA where her parents Gregory and Elizabeth Porter, are long-time employees of the US Forest Service.
Did things cool off in her absence? Apparently not. Scout and Baseler are rumored to have recently taken a romantic weekend getaway to the Oregon coast starting with Astoria, and the quaint towns of Seaside and Cannon Beach, all sites where the classic 1985 adventure-comedy, The Goonies, was filmed. Oddly enough, no one is telling where they spent night. Travel agent, Meghan Crane, who has booked rooms for Miss Scout in the past speculates, “Probably an off-beat eco-friendly resort…the kind of place without heat or running water in the room, but the opportunity to hear the frogs chorusing as you fall asleep…I just don’t see [Penny] in a 5 star spa-hotel right up on the beach.”
Fans wonder, will the relationship last? A friend assures, “Oh no, this isn’t a rebound thing. She adores him, and he’s really good to her. I’ve heard he does more than his fair share of cleaning and cooking and gives her plenty of back rubs. They have even talked about getting a dog together. Next thing you know they could be adopting a child from a foreign country!”


Hey if you guys get a hybrid you could save the planet, by being green!
While not being forthcoming with the name of the hotel, an outside source confirmed earlier today that the couple did in fact stay in a private establishment in the small coastal town of Warrenton, OR.
Another source confirms their overnight stay in Warrenton with claims that the couple were allegedly stopped by the Warrenton police during their visit. There is no word on why as of yet, but sources close to the couple have their suspicions–all of which they are reluctant to make public at this time.
Congrats Emily Porter!!
haha fuck yeah to moving on and letting the paparazzi drool.
hhahahahaha. this is so funny. go grrrrrrrl.